{"id":187,"date":"2016-07-05T19:34:58","date_gmt":"2016-07-05T19:34:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dadtales.net\/home\/?p=187"},"modified":"2016-07-05T19:34:58","modified_gmt":"2016-07-05T19:34:58","slug":"ten-toddler-tantrums","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dadtales.net\/home\/ten-toddler-tantrums\/","title":{"rendered":"Ten toddler tantrums&#8230;.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As a parent you always hear other parents talk of the &#8220;terrible twos&#8221; &#8211; \u00a0that magical age when your adorable little angel descends into the pit of Hades, only to re-emerge as the devil incarnate. Well, I wouldn&#8217;t say we&#8217;ve reached those levels of stroppiness quite yet, but we&#8217;ve certainly seen Thea begin to develop more of an independent&#8230; umm&#8230; character, lately. There are many theories on how best to deal with these little episodes &#8211; we&#8217;ve played the negotiator, the disciplinarian, the logical reasoner, and of course, the soft touch at times. Look out for a blog post to follow on the success (or lack thereof!) of these different approaches, but for now, here is a recent Top 10 of Toddler Tantrum reasons that have made us laugh and cry, in equal measures, over the last few weeks&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>1. I wouldn&#8217;t let her comb the bin lid<br \/>\n2. I politely asked for a cuddle<br \/>\n3. We foolishly suggested that barbecue sauce and raspberry yoghurt is not an acceptable combo<br \/>\n4. Mummy turned her head slightly to put an end to repeated attempts at eye gouging<br \/>\n5. I declined her kind offer to repeatedly slam the living room door in my face<br \/>\n6. I took approximately 6 seconds to choose the next episode of Bing!<br \/>\n7. I asked that there be more than 5mm distance between her nose and the TV<br \/>\n8. I turned the microwave on<br \/>\n9. Mummy wouldn&#8217;t let her eat a yoghurt with a fork<br \/>\n10. Mummy wouldn&#8217;t let her have peas for breakfast<\/p>\n<p>What other unfathomable meltdowns have you parents witnessed? Let me know in the comments and I&#8217;ll collate the best of the bunch.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As a parent you always hear other parents talk of the &#8220;terrible twos&#8221; &#8211; \u00a0that magical age when your adorable little angel descends into the pit of Hades, only to re-emerge as the devil incarnate. Well, I wouldn&#8217;t say we&#8217;ve reached those levels of stroppiness quite yet, but we&#8217;ve certainly seen Thea begin to develop <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dadtales.net\/home\/ten-toddler-tantrums\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dadtales.net\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dadtales.net\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dadtales.net\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dadtales.net\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dadtales.net\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=187"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.dadtales.net\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":192,"href":"http:\/\/www.dadtales.net\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187\/revisions\/192"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dadtales.net\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dadtales.net\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dadtales.net\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}